Finish the story!

[Mr. Derp]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.
A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.
Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

[Ch00b]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.

[Potato]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

[Mr. Derp]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

The group walked on. And on. And on. They walked to the point of boredom. They walked into a large plain when Tebian started to say, "You ever wonder how weird it is that-" "HOLY MOLEY A SHOOTING STAR!" yelled John, who seemed to be oddly silent up to this point for a main character (who's not Gordon Freeman). Potato looked closely at it. "Hey that's no ordinary meteor..." and it wasn't.

For, in fact, it was a giant weapon shaped like a meteor. And behind the wheel of the weapon was none other than the scourge of the universe, Fred Figglehorn. As the rock roared across the sky, a shriek filled the sky "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"AUGH! MY EARS!" yelled John.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Tebian.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!" bellowed Potato "I can fix this,"
With that, Potato summoned up a pool of flubber and tossed it at the spacetacular object. The flubber coated it, and it bounced off of the ozone layer with a mighty *tink* when suddenly the rock erupted into flames and exploded. This, in turn, created thousands of actual meteors.

The group marveled at it for hours, so they didn't notice the small chunk of space rock that landed behind them. Upon touching the ground, it went up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was a quite strange man standing there in a tweed jacket.

"Guess who's back?!" said the man. The group turned around and instantly a twinge of recognition shot across Potato's face. "Mr. Derp? Where've you been? How did you get here?"
"Oh, you know, here and there. Made some friends, some enemies, and, oh yeah, found a TARDIS!"

[Potato]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

The group walked on. And on. And on. They walked to the point of boredom. They walked into a large plain when Tebian started to say, "You ever wonder how weird it is that-" "HOLY MOLEY A SHOOTING STAR!" yelled John, who seemed to be oddly silent up to this point for a main character (who's not Gordon Freeman). Potato looked closely at it. "Hey that's no ordinary meteor..." and it wasn't.

For, in fact, it was a giant weapon shaped like a meteor. And behind the wheel of the weapon was none other than the scourge of the universe, Fred Figglehorn. As the rock roared across the sky, a shriek filled the sky "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"AUGH! MY EARS!" yelled John.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Tebian.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!" bellowed Potato "I can fix this,"
With that, Potato summoned up a pool of flubber and tossed it at the spacetacular object. The flubber coated it, and it bounced off of the ozone layer with a mighty *tink* when suddenly the rock erupted into flames and exploded. This, in turn, created thousands of actual meteors.

The group marveled at it for hours, so they didn't notice the small chunk of space rock that landed behind them. Upon touching the ground, it went up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was a quite strange man standing there in a tweed jacket.

"Guess who's back?!" said the man. The group turned around and instantly a twinge of recognition shot across Potato's face. "Mr. Derp? Where've you been? How did you get here?"
"Oh, you know, here and there. Made some friends, some enemies, and, oh yeah, found a TARDIS!"

"I see." said Potato. "But if you found a TARDIS, where is it sir? I don't see one around." Potato pulled a Twinkie out of tebian's ear (Potato is magical) and ate it. "Anyone want one? Quite delicious actually." Just then a Dalek feel from the sky. Potato simply pointed at it and it exploded. Potato sighed. Another one came down, looked at the body of the other Dalek. Potato looked at it and went, "
I guess that Dalek got the point." He slipped on sunglasses. Tebian randomly burst out going "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" And Potato walked on, the group following behind him

[Tebian-DJ]

wow this thread is getting good

[Mr. Derp]

Author's note: Thanks Tebian!
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John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

The group walked on. And on. And on. They walked to the point of boredom. They walked into a large plain when Tebian started to say, "You ever wonder how weird it is that-" "HOLY MOLEY A SHOOTING STAR!" yelled John, who seemed to be oddly silent up to this point for a main character (who's not Gordon Freeman). Potato looked closely at it. "Hey that's no ordinary meteor..." and it wasn't.

For, in fact, it was a giant weapon shaped like a meteor. And behind the wheel of the weapon was none other than the scourge of the universe, Fred Figglehorn. As the rock roared across the sky, a shriek filled the sky "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"AUGH! MY EARS!" yelled John.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Tebian.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!" bellowed Potato "I can fix this,"
With that, Potato summoned up a pool of flubber and tossed it at the spacetacular object. The flubber coated it, and it bounced off of the ozone layer with a mighty *tink* when suddenly the rock erupted into flames and exploded. This, in turn, created thousands of actual meteors.

The group marveled at it for hours, so they didn't notice the small chunk of space rock that landed behind them. Upon touching the ground, it went up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was a quite strange man standing there in a tweed jacket.

"Guess who's back?!" said the man. The group turned around and instantly a twinge of recognition shot across Potato's face. "Mr. Derp? Where've you been? How did you get here?"
"Oh, you know, here and there. Made some friends, some enemies, and, oh yeah, found a TARDIS!"

"I see." said Potato. "But if you found a TARDIS, where is it sir? I don't see one around." Potato pulled a Twinkie out of tebian's ear (Potato is magical) and ate it. "Anyone want one? Quite delicious actually." Just then a Dalek feel from the sky. Potato simply pointed at it and it exploded. Potato sighed. Another one came down, looked at the body of the other Dalek. Potato looked at it and went, "
I guess that Dalek got the point." He slipped on sunglasses. Tebian randomly burst out going "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" And Potato walked on, the group following behind him

"So that's it, then? You're just moving on?" called Mr. Derp. He was trying to sound disappointed, but couldn't seem to hide the smirk on his face. Potato looked behind him while walking "Well what do you expect us to do. I mean it's not like-OOFF!" Potato had just run into an invisible wall of some sort. The group began to laugh hysterically, that is until Potato's eyes turned a brilliant red and scared the ever-loving crap out of everyone. "DERP!" he yelled "What the heck is this?!" Mr. Derp appeared in front of Potato, leaning on another invisible wall, this time perpendicular to the one that Potato ran into a few moments beforehand. "What do you think you're doing?" asked Potato "Just what is this thing?"

"Something old, something new. Something bold, and something blue." Upon saying that, a blue, 1950s style, British police box appear where the invisible walls were. Mr. Derp opened the doors, "Shall we?" he gestured. The group filed inside. "So," said Potato "how did you get this ultimate vehicle of time and space?"
"Oh, I...erm....borrowed it. Twinkie?" asked Mr. Derp, who had just pulled a Twinkie out of his pocket. Potato was about to protest, but decided to save it for later.

Meanwhile, the rest of the group was mumbling in astonishment inside the doorway. Mr. Derp said "Yes, yes. It's bigger on the inside. Kitchen that way, choice of bathrooms there, there, and there. Any questions?"

[Potato]

-Authors Note-
Why thank you tebian. It seems like we are quite enjoying doing this. You should go ahead and add to it some time!
-Authors Note End-

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

The group walked on. And on. And on. They walked to the point of boredom. They walked into a large plain when Tebian started to say, "You ever wonder how weird it is that-" "HOLY MOLEY A SHOOTING STAR!" yelled John, who seemed to be oddly silent up to this point for a main character (who's not Gordon Freeman). Potato looked closely at it. "Hey that's no ordinary meteor..." and it wasn't.

For, in fact, it was a giant weapon shaped like a meteor. And behind the wheel of the weapon was none other than the scourge of the universe, Fred Figglehorn. As the rock roared across the sky, a shriek filled the sky "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"AUGH! MY EARS!" yelled John.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Tebian.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!" bellowed Potato "I can fix this,"
With that, Potato summoned up a pool of flubber and tossed it at the spectacular object. The flubber coated it, and it bounced off of the ozone layer with a mighty *tink* when suddenly the rock erupted into flames and exploded. This, in turn, created thousands of actual meteors.

The group marveled at it for hours, so they didn't notice the small chunk of space rock that landed behind them. Upon touching the ground, it went up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was a quite strange man standing there in a tweed jacket.

"Guess who's back?!" said the man. The group turned around and instantly a twinge of recognition shot across Potato's face. "Mr. Derp? Where've you been? How did you get here?"
"Oh, you know, here and there. Made some friends, some enemies, and, oh yeah, found a TARDIS!"

"I see." said Potato. "But if you found a TARDIS, where is it sir? I don't see one around." Potato pulled a Twinkie out of tebian's ear (Potato is magical) and ate it. "Anyone want one? Quite delicious actually." Just then a Dalek feel from the sky. Potato simply pointed at it and it exploded. Potato sighed. Another one came down, looked at the body of the other Dalek. Potato looked at it and went, "
I guess that Dalek got the point." He slipped on sunglasses. Tebian randomly burst out going "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" And Potato walked on, the group following behind him

"So that's it, then? You're just moving on?" called Mr. Derp. He was trying to sound disappointed, but couldn't seem to hide the smirk on his face. Potato looked behind him while walking "Well what do you expect us to do. I mean it's not like-OOFF!" Potato had just run into an invisible wall of some sort. The group began to laugh hysterically, that is until Potato's eyes turned a brilliant red and scared the ever-loving crap out of everyone. "DERP!" he yelled "What the heck is this?!" Mr. Derp appeared in front of Potato, leaning on another invisible wall, this time perpendicular to the one that Potato ran into a few moments beforehand. "What do you think you're doing?" asked Potato "Just what is this thing?"

"Something old, something new. Something bold, and something blue." Upon saying that, a blue, 1950s style, British police box appear where the invisible walls were. Mr. Derp opened the doors, "Shall we?" he gestured. The group filed inside. "So," said Potato "how did you get this ultimate vehicle of time and space?"
"Oh, I...erm....borrowed it. Twinkie?" asked Mr. Derp, who had just pulled a Twinkie out of his pocket. Potato was about to protest, but decided to save it for later.

Meanwhile, the rest of the group was mumbling in astonishment inside the doorway. Mr. Derp said "Yes, yes. It's bigger on the inside. Kitchen that way, choice of bathrooms there, there, and there. Any questions?"  “

“Actually, yes I do have a question.” Potato stated “Wouldn’t it be technically impossible to go ahead and fit such a large area into this small police box? I mean, seriously. To do that, since all of this is real, I can touch it, I can psychically touch it. Therefore, this needs to be somewhere else besides this box, meaning we would have had to have walked through some sort of portal. That would mean that I could cut a hole in the wall of here and we’d be somewhere where no one knows where that place is. This is because physically, it is impossible for a such a large area to be in such a small place. Allow me to cut a hole in the wall of your ‘TARDIS’ to prove my theory? Oh heck! I don’t need your permission.”  Potato pulled out a Sonic Screwdriver and started to drill a hole in the inside of the TARDIS to prove his theory.

“Where’d you get that?” Mr. Derp asked. “Don’t ask. Because I know you, but you don’t know me. I’m the master of the universe and have literally created everything you know. Therefore, anything that is yours is mine. Deep fried Twinkie?” Potato said as he proceeded to pull a deep fried Twinkie out of mid air.

[Mr. Derp]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in midgar.." with a sigh patato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

The group walked on. And on. And on. They walked to the point of boredom. They walked into a large plain when Tebian started to say, "You ever wonder how weird it is that-" "HOLY MOLEY A SHOOTING STAR!" yelled John, who seemed to be oddly silent up to this point for a main character (who's not Gordon Freeman). Potato looked closely at it. "Hey that's no ordinary meteor..." and it wasn't.

For, in fact, it was a giant weapon shaped like a meteor. And behind the wheel of the weapon was none other than the scourge of the universe, Fred Figglehorn. As the rock roared across the sky, a shriek filled the sky "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"AUGH! MY EARS!" yelled John.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Tebian.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!" bellowed Potato "I can fix this,"
With that, Potato summoned up a pool of flubber and tossed it at the spectacular object. The flubber coated it, and it bounced off of the ozone layer with a mighty *tink* when suddenly the rock erupted into flames and exploded. This, in turn, created thousands of actual meteors.

The group marveled at it for hours, so they didn't notice the small chunk of space rock that landed behind them. Upon touching the ground, it went up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was a quite strange man standing there in a tweed jacket.

"Guess who's back?!" said the man. The group turned around and instantly a twinge of recognition shot across Potato's face. "Mr. Derp? Where've you been? How did you get here?"
"Oh, you know, here and there. Made some friends, some enemies, and, oh yeah, found a TARDIS!"

"I see." said Potato. "But if you found a TARDIS, where is it sir? I don't see one around." Potato pulled a Twinkie out of tebian's ear (Potato is magical) and ate it. "Anyone want one? Quite delicious actually." Just then a Dalek feel from the sky. Potato simply pointed at it and it exploded. Potato sighed. Another one came down, looked at the body of the other Dalek. Potato looked at it and went, "
I guess that Dalek got the point." He slipped on sunglasses. Tebian randomly burst out going "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" And Potato walked on, the group following behind him

"So that's it, then? You're just moving on?" called Mr. Derp. He was trying to sound disappointed, but couldn't seem to hide the smirk on his face. Potato looked behind him while walking "Well what do you expect us to do. I mean it's not like-OOFF!" Potato had just run into an invisible wall of some sort. The group began to laugh hysterically, that is until Potato's eyes turned a brilliant red and scared the ever-loving crap out of everyone. "DERP!" he yelled "What the heck is this?!" Mr. Derp appeared in front of Potato, leaning on another invisible wall, this time perpendicular to the one that Potato ran into a few moments beforehand. "What do you think you're doing?" asked Potato "Just what is this thing?"

"Something old, something new. Something bold, and something blue." Upon saying that, a blue, 1950s style, British police box appear where the invisible walls were. Mr. Derp opened the doors, "Shall we?" he gestured. The group filed inside. "So," said Potato "how did you get this ultimate vehicle of time and space?"
"Oh, I...erm....borrowed it. Twinkie?" asked Mr. Derp, who had just pulled a Twinkie out of his pocket. Potato was about to protest, but decided to save it for later.

Meanwhile, the rest of the group was mumbling in astonishment inside the doorway. Mr. Derp said "Yes, yes. It's bigger on the inside. Kitchen that way, choice of bathrooms there, there, and there. Any questions?"  “

“Actually, yes I do have a question.” Potato stated “Wouldn’t it be technically impossible to go ahead and fit such a large area into this small police box? I mean, seriously. To do that, since all of this is real, I can touch it, I can psychically touch it. Therefore, this needs to be somewhere else besides this box, meaning we would have had to have walked through some sort of portal. That would mean that I could cut a hole in the wall of here and we’d be somewhere where no one knows where that place is. This is because physically, it is impossible for a such a large area to be in such a small place. Allow me to cut a hole in the wall of your ‘TARDIS’ to prove my theory? Oh heck! I don’t need your permission.”  Potato pulled out a Sonic Screwdriver and started to drill a hole in the inside of the TARDIS to prove his theory.

“Where’d you get that?” Mr. Derp asked. “Don’t ask. Because I know you, but you don’t know me. I’m the master of the universe and have literally created everything you know. Therefore, anything that is yours is mine. Deep fried Twinkie?” Potato said as he proceeded to pull a deep fried Twinkie out of mid air.

“NO DON’T! YOU’LL RIP A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME, YOU DOLT!” yelled a distant voice with a distinct British accent. It was none other than the Doctor come to take back his TARDIS. “And give me back my sonic!”

[Potato]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in Midgar.." with a sigh Potato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for Sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

The group walked on. And on. And on. They walked to the point of boredom. They walked into a large plain when Tebian started to say, "You ever wonder how weird it is that-" "HOLY MOLEY A SHOOTING STAR!" yelled John, who seemed to be oddly silent up to this point for a main character (who's not Gordon Freeman). Potato looked closely at it. "Hey that's no ordinary meteor..." and it wasn't.

For, in fact, it was a giant weapon shaped like a meteor. And behind the wheel of the weapon was none other than the scourge of the universe, Fred Figglehorn. As the rock roared across the sky, a shriek filled the sky "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"AUGH! MY EARS!" yelled John.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Tebian.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!" bellowed Potato "I can fix this,"
With that, Potato summoned up a pool of flubber and tossed it at the spectacular object. The flubber coated it, and it bounced off of the ozone layer with a mighty *tink* when suddenly the rock erupted into flames and exploded. This, in turn, created thousands of actual meteors.

The group marveled at it for hours, so they didn't notice the small chunk of space rock that landed behind them. Upon touching the ground, it went up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was a quite strange man standing there in a tweed jacket.

"Guess who's back?!" said the man. The group turned around and instantly a twinge of recognition shot across Potato's face. "Mr. Derp? Where've you been? How did you get here?"
"Oh, you know, here and there. Made some friends, some enemies, and, oh yeah, found a TARDIS!"

"I see." said Potato. "But if you found a TARDIS, where is it sir? I don't see one around." Potato pulled a Twinkie out of tebian's ear (Potato is magical) and ate it. "Anyone want one? Quite delicious actually." Just then a Dalek feel from the sky. Potato simply pointed at it and it exploded. Potato sighed. Another one came down, looked at the body of the other Dalek. Potato looked at it and went, "
I guess that Dalek got the point." He slipped on sunglasses. Tebian randomly burst out going "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" And Potato walked on, the group following behind him

"So that's it, then? You're just moving on?" called Mr. Derp. He was trying to sound disappointed, but couldn't seem to hide the smirk on his face. Potato looked behind him while walking "Well what do you expect us to do. I mean it's not like-OOFF!" Potato had just run into an invisible wall of some sort. The group began to laugh hysterically, that is until Potato's eyes turned a brilliant red and scared the ever-loving crap out of everyone. "DERP!" he yelled "What the heck is this?!" Mr. Derp appeared in front of Potato, leaning on another invisible wall, this time perpendicular to the one that Potato ran into a few moments beforehand. "What do you think you're doing?" asked Potato "Just what is this thing?"

"Something old, something new. Something bold, and something blue." Upon saying that, a blue, 1950s style, British police box appear where the invisible walls were. Mr. Derp opened the doors, "Shall we?" he gestured. The group filed inside. "So," said Potato "how did you get this ultimate vehicle of time and space?"
"Oh, I...erm....borrowed it. Twinkie?" asked Mr. Derp, who had just pulled a Twinkie out of his pocket. Potato was about to protest, but decided to save it for later.

Meanwhile, the rest of the group was mumbling in astonishment inside the doorway. Mr. Derp said "Yes, yes. It's bigger on the inside. Kitchen that way, choice of bathrooms there, there, and there. Any questions?"  “

“Actually, yes I do have a question.” Potato stated “Wouldn’t it be technically impossible to go ahead and fit such a large area into this small police box? I mean, seriously. To do that, since all of this is real, I can touch it, I can psychically touch it. Therefore, this needs to be somewhere else besides this box, meaning we would have had to have walked through some sort of portal. That would mean that I could cut a hole in the wall of here and we’d be somewhere where no one knows where that place is. This is because physically, it is impossible for a such a large area to be in such a small place. Allow me to cut a hole in the wall of your ‘TARDIS’ to prove my theory? Oh heck! I don’t need your permission.”  Potato pulled out a Sonic Screwdriver and started to drill a hole in the inside of the TARDIS to prove his theory.

“Where’d you get that?” Mr. Derp asked. “Don’t ask. Because I know you, but you don’t know me. I’m the master of the universe and have literally created everything you know. Therefore, anything that is yours is mine. Deep fried Twinkie?” Potato said as he proceeded to pull a deep fried Twinkie out of mid air.

“NO DON’T! YOU’LL RIP A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME, YOU DOLT!” yelled a distant voice with a distinct British accent. It was none other than the Doctor come to take back his TARDIS. “And give me back my sonic!”

“Your sonic? Ha! That’s grand! Like I’d stated before, I’m the master of the universe and have literally created everything you know. Therefore, anything that is yours is mine. My point is completely valid. Still I ask though, deep fried Twinkie?” Potato asked.  “Dammit! I don’t want you damned deep fried piece of crap! Blam it all to heck!”  the Doctor shouted.  “Just give me back my sonic.” Doctor (Who again?) exclaimed. Amy stepped forth from the TARDIS. “What is this nonsense! I’ve got a wedding in three d…”

“NO YOU DON’T!” yelled Potato. Your three bazillion years into the future and don’t ask me how. “The hole, is almost done.” With that a piece of the inside of the TARDIS fell into some unknown area of unknowness. Potato looked through the hole. “OH MY GAWD! EVERYONE RUN!” For what Potato had seen was something that would never be unseen. Something so horrid, something so disturbing, the rebirth of Fred Figglehorn.  Behind him, right after he ran out of the door of the TARDIS, Potato threw a flubber grenade into the TARDIS. “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” yelled the Doctor (I mean really, who is this guy? The Who? No one knows.)
The  flubber grenade exploded. The world was about to end. But not really, the TARDIS just turned into a tortoise no big deal.

[Tebian-DJ]

WHAT !!

[Potato]

Someone else needs to update this! We can't let it die now! This story has sooo much potential!

[malboroknightcarrot]

John was walking down the street when he passed by Tebian's house when all of a sudden a Chocobo comes running out and Tebian chases after it screaming "Get back in the stable you damn chocobo!"  John opens his backpack to find his books, a penguin, some Pop-tarts, an early PS3 FFXIV case, and a pokeball! John chased after the chocobo and when he judged he was close enough he threw the pokeball at the chocobo, but accidentally caught Tebian instead. John horrified that he hit the grand master DJ quickly turned the other way only to run into the one winged angel himself, Sephiroth, who was blocking his way. Sephiroth was upset. Seems that Tebian was meeting Sephiroth for a nice coffee. He wanted to thank Tebian for playing the best music in the land. Since Tebian was locked away in the pokeball, the music that calmed the savage beast was silenced. John was in big trouble! Not only was Sephiroth mad, though... the penguin jumps out of John's bag and runs to Sephiroth, giving him a hug, pointing her flappers to John. And the chocobo jumped out of the backpack and some random Chocobo music started playing. Tebian knows where it came from, or does he? Either way, Potato jumped off the Chocobo and people began to flip. Asking questions like "How'd you get there?" and "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE FUDGE?". Potato simply replied, "Cause I can." It was a simple reply, but it answered their many questions that needed answering.

Potato began to chuck rocks at John for locking away Tebian in the pokeball, but misses and hits Sephiroth instead. Sephiroth's eyes grow dark and pulls his legendary blade from his side and runs towards potato screaming, "MY GIANT KNIFE GOES STAB STAB STAB!!!" Potato reaches in his pocket and pulls out a laser sword and wields it like a jedi he then begins to run toward Sephiroth screaming, "MY GIANT BUTTER CUTTER GOES VYUME-VYUME-VYUME!!!" While running toward Sephiroth, Potato almost runs into Aerith. She gives Potato an evil stare and says, "Not a second time!" Before Potato can react, Aerith whacks Potato in the face with the umbrella she just had won in the Gold Saucers speed square. Potato is falling to the ground and screams, "Whhhhy?!?! I just wanted to be with you... what if I was never there for you... what would you do to Sephiroth..."

Potato faints after a few cracks of his voice. "Aerith...Why didnt you hit the mobs so hard when we was in Midgar.." with a sigh Potato almost lose conscience but then wakes up and looks around for Sephiroth and sees him brought to the center of the earth! It was made evident by the lifestream that the end was near. So aerith and choob decide to... Wait, what’s this? Potato some how finds his way back to Aerith and Choob and gracefully jumps up and down in front of the two. “Oh hai guys!” said he, still jumping up and down. Sephiroth falls from the sky, his sword impaling him at the end of his fall. Potato simply turned around and laughed. “One winged angel my ass,” said he.

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” screaming it for all the world to hear, but not before making chocobo noises on the radio, of course. “Skwee skwee!” she went, bursting the eardrums of the people within a five mile radius. Potato simply raised his hand. “STOP!” he demanded, bending over to pick up the Poke ball that contained tebian. He simply pressed the button and let him out. “Damn it! Always me!” tebian shouted as he had just left the Pokeball. “It was kind of cozy in there, very spacious. You may not think it, but it is.” Tebian rambled on, even after the long statement that was completely unnecessary by any means. “Science,” Potato simply said, “We found out how to make the inside spacious by using an equation that simply equaled 42. 42 being the answer to life and everything in the universe.” He added, “Though one must remember you cannot know both the answer and the question in the same universe at the same time,” Tebian asked him why, to which he replied “Because if you did the universe would turn into one whole joojooflop situation,” and left it at that.

Just then, Cloud (Yes, the spiky yellow haired fella) came out of no where. Potato simply pointed at him “Go cry in the corner emo kid,” and with that, Cloud did just that. Just as the party was leaving, Sora (yes, that Sora) came up from behind and said "Hey guys! I'm a Final Fantasy reject and don't count as a Square character or a Disney character, but can I join you anyway?", to which the party unanimously replied "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!" and FINALLY went on their way.

Clouds start to gather around the area. The neighborhood is now dark and gloomy. Lightning flashed from a distant hill, and thunder shortly rumbled after. Soon enough, it started raining. But it was not just any kind of rain...IT WAS FIRE RAIN! But little did we all know, it wasn’t really fire, or rain. It was RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! IT’S RAINING MEN! But sadly, it was not. Bad pun was bad. Potato shunned himself for a moment, looked up the sky, sprouted a single wing, flew off, threw his sword to the ground, hilt in the ground, took away his wing, then landed on it. Luckily, it was one of those cheapo “BE LIKE THE REAL THING” Star Wars Lightsabers all the cool kids have. He hit it, making the thing go “VYME,” everyone simply laughed. Potato got up, looked at the sky, and then look straight ahead.

A thunderous noise from the other side of the hood had begun scaring all the children off the street. It was… KEFKA! Parents shuddered inside their homes as the children ran about screaming their heads of. Kefka disappeared some how, and behind him was Nobuo Uematsu. Don’t ask how, he just was. No questions ask. No really, stop. Oh, and then Sephiroth got off his sword finally. “You were right Potato. I’m no ‘One Winged Angel’,  I’m just some idiot with a big sword and long flowing hair. Really, I’ve got nothing on you. You are… ‘The Master of The Universe’” With that, Potato was satisfied, went Super-Sayan, and flew off, bought a snickers and then simply went back to the group, who finally decided to move.

Suddenly a giant fireball came crashing down and nailed Potato. Luckily, he was in Super-Sayan, so it bounced off and hit Sephiroth instead. Suddenly there was a clap of thunder that sounded like Mr. Derp yelling “HERP DE DERP I’M THE GOD OF FIRE!” but the group decided to ignore it.

Another clap of thunder roared, "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?! WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY WHAT I'VE WORKED MY LIFE TO FORGE?!" The group should have heed the warning.  But they decided not to, kept walking into a pit of lava that no one had noticed. They all fell into the lava, unaffected due to the presence of Potato. Lava is a lot harder to walk in then you think it is . Especially when you have some retarded God of Fire shouting at you. “SHUT UP!” Potato shouted as he raised his fist into the air, and with that the God of Fire blew away and was never to be seen again for a very long time.

The group walked on. And on. And on. They walked to the point of boredom. They walked into a large plain when Tebian started to say, "You ever wonder how weird it is that-" "HOLY MOLEY A SHOOTING STAR!" yelled John, who seemed to be oddly silent up to this point for a main character (who's not Gordon Freeman). Potato looked closely at it. "Hey that's no ordinary meteor..." and it wasn't.

For, in fact, it was a giant weapon shaped like a meteor. And behind the wheel of the weapon was none other than the scourge of the universe, Fred Figglehorn. As the rock roared across the sky, a shriek filled the sky "HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
"AUGH! MY EARS!" yelled John.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Tebian.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!" bellowed Potato "I can fix this,"
With that, Potato summoned up a pool of flubber and tossed it at the spectacular object. The flubber coated it, and it bounced off of the ozone layer with a mighty *tink* when suddenly the rock erupted into flames and exploded. This, in turn, created thousands of actual meteors.

The group marveled at it for hours, so they didn't notice the small chunk of space rock that landed behind them. Upon touching the ground, it went up in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was a quite strange man standing there in a tweed jacket.

"Guess who's back?!" said the man. The group turned around and instantly a twinge of recognition shot across Potato's face. "Mr. Derp? Where've you been? How did you get here?"
"Oh, you know, here and there. Made some friends, some enemies, and, oh yeah, found a TARDIS!"

"I see." said Potato. "But if you found a TARDIS, where is it sir? I don't see one around." Potato pulled a Twinkie out of tebian's ear (Potato is magical) and ate it. "Anyone want one? Quite delicious actually." Just then a Dalek feel from the sky. Potato simply pointed at it and it exploded. Potato sighed. Another one came down, looked at the body of the other Dalek. Potato looked at it and went, "
I guess that Dalek got the point." He slipped on sunglasses. Tebian randomly burst out going "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" And Potato walked on, the group following behind him

"So that's it, then? You're just moving on?" called Mr. Derp. He was trying to sound disappointed, but couldn't seem to hide the smirk on his face. Potato looked behind him while walking "Well what do you expect us to do. I mean it's not like-OOFF!" Potato had just run into an invisible wall of some sort. The group began to laugh hysterically, that is until Potato's eyes turned a brilliant red and scared the ever-loving crap out of everyone. "DERP!" he yelled "What the heck is this?!" Mr. Derp appeared in front of Potato, leaning on another invisible wall, this time perpendicular to the one that Potato ran into a few moments beforehand. "What do you think you're doing?" asked Potato "Just what is this thing?"

"Something old, something new. Something bold, and something blue." Upon saying that, a blue, 1950s style, British police box appear where the invisible walls were. Mr. Derp opened the doors, "Shall we?" he gestured. The group filed inside. "So," said Potato "how did you get this ultimate vehicle of time and space?"
"Oh, I...erm....borrowed it. Twinkie?" asked Mr. Derp, who had just pulled a Twinkie out of his pocket. Potato was about to protest, but decided to save it for later.

Meanwhile, the rest of the group was mumbling in astonishment inside the doorway. Mr. Derp said "Yes, yes. It's bigger on the inside. Kitchen that way, choice of bathrooms there, there, and there. Any questions?"  “

“Actually, yes I do have a question.” Potato stated “Wouldn’t it be technically impossible to go ahead and fit such a large area into this small police box? I mean, seriously. To do that, since all of this is real, I can touch it, I can psychically touch it. Therefore, this needs to be somewhere else besides this box, meaning we would have had to have walked through some sort of portal. That would mean that I could cut a hole in the wall of here and we’d be somewhere where no one knows where that place is. This is because physically, it is impossible for a such a large area to be in such a small place. Allow me to cut a hole in the wall of your ‘TARDIS’ to prove my theory? Oh heck! I don’t need your permission.”  Potato pulled out a Sonic Screwdriver and started to drill a hole in the inside of the TARDIS to prove his theory.

“Where’d you get that?” Mr. Derp asked. “Don’t ask. Because I know you, but you don’t know me. I’m the master of the universe and have literally created everything you know. Therefore, anything that is yours is mine. Deep fried Twinkie?” Potato said as he proceeded to pull a deep fried Twinkie out of mid air.

“NO DON’T! YOU’LL RIP A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME, YOU DOLT!” yelled a distant voice with a distinct British accent. It was none other than the Doctor come to take back his TARDIS. “And give me back my sonic!”

“Your sonic? Ha! That’s grand! Like I’d stated before, I’m the master of the universe and have literally created everything you know. Therefore, anything that is yours is mine. My point is completely valid. Still I ask though, deep fried Twinkie?” Potato asked.  “Dammit! I don’t want you damned deep fried piece of crap! Blam it all to heck!”  the Doctor shouted.  “Just give me back my sonic.” Doctor (Who again?) exclaimed. Amy stepped forth from the TARDIS. “What is this nonsense! I’ve got a wedding in three d…”

“NO YOU DON’T!” yelled Potato. Your three bazillion years into the future and don’t ask me how. “The hole, is almost done.” With that a piece of the inside of the TARDIS fell into some unknown area of unknowness. Potato looked through the hole. “OH MY GAWD! EVERYONE RUN!” For what Potato had seen was something that would never be unseen. Something so horrid, something so disturbing, the rebirth of Fred Figglehorn.  Behind him, right after he ran out of the door of the TARDIS, Potato threw a flubber grenade into the TARDIS. “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” yelled the Doctor (I mean really, who is this guy? The Who? No one knows.)
The  flubber grenade exploded. The world was about to end. But not really, the TARDIS just turned into a tortoise no big deal.

The tortoise then opened a hatch on the back of its shell, producing a propeller like object and hovered a few feet in the air slowly rotating till it was facing the mountain range in the distance. It was about to fly off when
all of a sudden there was a loud bang!
Potato looked up and falling from the sky was

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